Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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