That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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