Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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