You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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