I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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