i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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