I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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