If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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