I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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