We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Let's paint friendship bongs
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Randomize
