Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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