Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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