I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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