I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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