Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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