What did we do last night that was yellow?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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