Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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