I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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