We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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