If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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