her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Is Oprah even human
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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