I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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