Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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