It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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