I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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