love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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