LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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