I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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