Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
