no. you can't hotbox the world.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I wear drunk well.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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