At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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