No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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