I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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