doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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