: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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