Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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