What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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