i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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