I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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