you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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