If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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