Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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