Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You had me at "let me see your balls"
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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