i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
