my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
