The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just pee around me
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
