We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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