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my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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