Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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