his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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