So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my sisters under your porch take her home
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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