It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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