ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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