So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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