I looked at my own cervix.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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