What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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